I used to work in TV and now I truly do tell someone not to shit behind the wendy house for a living.
Things I Like: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, walking at more than three miles per hour, discos, sherry, Jack White, Bobby Ball, dressing up.
Things I don’t like: Finding hidden poo, cooking, finding hidden poo when I’m cooking, horror films, hanging out washing, cleaning the toilet.
If you fancy using any of my writing, drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org. I don’t bite, but I might if you use it without asking.