I used to work in TV and now I truly do tell someone not to shit behind the wendy house for a living.

Things I Like: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, walking at more than three miles per hour, discos, sherry, Jack White, Bobby Ball, dressing up.

Things I don’t like: Finding hidden poo, cooking, finding hidden poo when I’m cooking, horror films, hanging out washing, cleaning the toilet.

If you fancy using any of my writing, drop me a line at notinyourmouthdarling@gmail.com. I don’t bite, but I might if you use it without asking.


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